It's November 2nd... get out and vote!

If you can vote in the current election in the United States and haven't, get going! It's important to vote. Just ask Lady Godiva. She's got a reason you should vote whether you favor Republicans or Democrats. Highlight the text to see what they are.

If you support the Democrats, please vote because the Republican prudes want to outlaw naked horseback riding.

If you support the Republicans, please vote because the Democrats will use your tax dollars to buy clothes for me so I don't cause global warming by making men hot and bothered while riding my horse naked.