Upcoming Nightmare

I woke up this morning in a cold sweaty panic realizing this: Hilary Swank will be @ the Oscars (AGAIN) this year. To compound the terror she will be presenting Best Actor to Phillip Seymour Hoffman.

That moment will be brought to you live from the Kodak theater on my favorite holiday of the year (Oscar Night). I'll have to look at both of them at once. I will want to rip my eyes from their sockets rather than watch but i will not be able to look away. I will have no choice. It will be Oscar night. It will be my own personalized Apocalypse Now. the horror...the horror

Life is cruel.