A Love Story to End All Love Stories (For All the Wrong Reasons)

Does the following trailer for a real movie (not a parody!) titled Julie and Jack make you want to see the film? Or does it make you want to slit your wrists using the edges of Enya and Yanni CDs? If you make it to the "Special Appearance" credit and don't spit out your drink in judgmental exasperation, then you're a better person than I. Watch: